I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking