In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death