In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
