Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
