You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger