We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
