When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

God is the world’s only super-bower

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything