War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
