The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
