Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

When God closes one store He opens another

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…