Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
