In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
