One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself