The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
