Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation