When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
