To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

All dressed down with nowhere to go

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything