It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
I want what you want so I want a cow
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
