When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Love may never win but love always ties

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made