I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
