All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

More than anything else They want to kill Jews Because More than anything else They need to be right

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results