Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time