The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold