Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

My ego is too big

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be