As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped