When God closes one store He opens another
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
