My curated self has asked me for a divorce
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
