All dressed down with nowhere to go
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
