God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time