Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath