Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree