The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing