Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
