I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie