Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen