If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment