God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
