American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
