The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing