You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–