I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs