Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with