Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
Easy to please but problematic to appease
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real
