In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together