Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

100% of success is showing up on time

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet