The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free