In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

I changed My mind By following My heart

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been