Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free