I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound