The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic