In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

There Is Always Room For

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!