You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone