I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

The less you need to control the more powerful you

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power