Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it