Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah