I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates