I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,