When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do