America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous