All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere