Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything