I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
