When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
