There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere