The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
